In honor of Father’s Day, here are a few quotes from some funny dads:

Jon Stewart (2)




“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart




Jim Gaffigan



“There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” —Jim Gaffigan



Will Arnett




“I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” —Will Arnett